Sharkboy: I solved the mystery of the Blood in the Bathroom Sink.<\/p>\n

Dead Robot: Oh?<\/p>\n

SB: Yes. It was you. You emptied a can of diet Pepsi into the sink and it dried there. I can prove it by the emptied crushed can in the garbage by the toilet. You have the memory span of that guy from Memento<\/i>.<\/p>\n

DR: When I move in, am I going to get this every time I do something around the house?<\/p>\n

SB: Not my problem you’re moving in with Scooby Doo.<\/p>\n

DR: Scooby Doo never solved the crimes. He stumbled upon the solution, never solved them. It was always Velma or Daphnie. Come to think of it, Fred rarely ever did either.<\/p>\n

SB: He was the mask puller.<\/p>\n

DR (in Fred’s voice): “Holy shit! It was Mr Chestshitter all along!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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