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I hate you George Lucas.<\/p>\n

I hate you with all my heart. You need to put your hands back on the wheel and DRIVE THE STAR WARS CAR INTO A BRICK WALL. End our misery.<\/p>\n

Throughout my nerd life I’ve seen you rape, pillage, whore out, fuck up, befuddle and screw the Star Wars empire into a massive ball of fuck. But this? The upcoming Kinect Star Wars game? It had so much promise: Force choke holds! Light sabre fights!<\/p>\n

This video proves you are a fuck. A fucking fuck who thinks they’re being clever and smart. You need to either man up<\/em> and actually pay attention during your marketing meetings and STAND UP and say “No! This is not my vision for Star Wars!” or sign the rights over to someone who will preserve the dignity<\/p>\n

DIGNITY<\/p>\n

…of Star Wars.<\/p>\n

Watch to the end. The sad… sad… end.<\/p>\n

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