I’m too young to have searing back pain!<\/p>\n

I guess I pulled my back while I slept. I hate the fact that I didn’t (consciously) experience the thing that made me feel so stiff right now. I feel like a walking back pain ad.<\/p>\n

I dreamt it was the day after what I knew to be a failed one night stand. The guy I slept with was totally into me and I was totally trying to gnaw my arm off to escape. I’m sure you’ve experienced the “I should have cut and run but I passed ou\/fell asleep instead of getting dressed and going home and now I have to have breakfast with him\/her” syndrome. It was kind of nightmarish to see myself try to make excuses to go. And in the dream I kept finding things in this person’s room (a composite of a childhood friend and a certain Muddy York rugby player) that was setting off alarm bells: dirty laundry, weird torn posters and roommates sleeping in the same room.<\/p>\n

Then the dream changed and I was a record producer trying to sign a alien lizard act to my company. We were dancing on elevated platforms and mine went 30 stories too high. I think thats where my back went out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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