Category Archives: General

Mostly pop culture rants. Usually without reason or spell chekin.

Innernet Reaysurch

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The Globe has a story of internet gloom and doom: Canadian children are running amok across broadband internet, downloading anything not passworded down!

The illegal downloading has cost retail music stores more than half a billion dollars in lost sales since 1999, a study by Pollara for the recording industry estimates.

While some observers believe Internet piracy is a widespread phenomenon, most illegal file swapping is done by younger Canadians, the Pollara report sys (sic).

Canadians between 12 and 24 years of age are responsible for 78 per cent of illegal music downloading, even though they make up only 21 per cent of the population, it says.

Wired Mag recently claimed that 30% of all internet traffic is BitTorrent movie transfers so this is no big bit of news. But I was curious as to this company Pollara…

According to their website, Pollara conducts market research using up-to-the-minute internet technology like “Rogers@home”.

“Rogers@home”? That hasn’t been around for about 5 years now.

Oh wait a minute. Looking back at Pollara’s homepage, you can see that the copyright branding is stuck at year 2000. Even the “Chairman’s message” is dated June 6th, 2000 (funnily enough, the HTML file is called “chairmess”). He hasn’t said anything more relevant regarding market research or online studies since the dotcom bust? It certainly validates all their hard work in their internet research when their “Web Based Services” section reads like a pre-bust-how-we-gonna-make-money-on-dis-innnernet-thing manifesto, while all the links on their “Remote Viewing via VPN Webcast” page (including the ever-so curious “demonstration”) are dead. In an ironic statement from their site they offer “your producers, designers and marketers (to) attend a session where customers give instant feedback on your site’s design.” Coming from a site that seems like it hasn’t been updated in years, I say “Physician, heal thyself.”

This is obviously a company that knows how to conduct internet research, by golly! Like their study where they find that men are more likely to swear at their computers when frustrated.

Wow. Shocker.

To be fair, I have noticed that Pollara has been called “one of Canada’s best known and most respected polling firms” (Broadcaster Magazine) so maybe they’re good on the ground, but they certainly don’t instill any confidence in me to trust them on the web.

3 More Sleeps

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I folded shirts for THE CRUISE last night! So far the t-shirt count is hovering at about 8. That might go up.

Underwear: 9 pair
Socks: 8 pair
Swimwear: 3 pair
Pants: 0
Shoes: 3
T-shirts: 8
Dress Shirts: 3
Ties: 2
Suit: 1

If you would like to buy flowers, champagne, or colouring books for our arrival on the boat, you can do so at Royal Caribbean’s online shop (Oh come on! People post their “Amazon Wish Lists”, secretly hoping that some bored and/or lonely late night internet surfer comes across their list and says to him/herself “Golly! I think I will toss money at this stranger…”! How is this different?)

No. I will not stand at the bow of the ship and do any stupid Titanic impersonations.

In Tune With Not Well Planned

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She had a similar Sunday to mine, except for all that work stuff.

Sharkboy and I got up at 8:30am and immediately turned on Coronation Street. 20 minutes later (and with much wailing from Katie), ADD won out and we turned on the PS2 at the foot of the bed and started to play Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. That was 9am-ish.

Sharkboy was more interested in pounding the crap out of people than actually running missions so the game’s advancement was slow going. Seven hours later, at 4pmish, we turned off the PS2. The room was covered in cans of diet coke, bags of Doritos and a box of bon bons and we hefffed ourselves out of the bed (smelling curiously of teen boy) and went to No-Freakin’Frills-Really-No-Frills-At-All-We-Ain’t-Kiddin’-About-The-Frills and got pea soup and fixin’s for ham sammiches. Back at the apartment, we sat with our meal as Braveheart played out for me for the first time. I could not take my eyes off of Mel’s hair. It was the star. It had more acting cred than Mel as he mugged for his dead wife. There was sad hair! Ready-for-action hair! “We shall never be slaves” hair! “Lookit my bum, you dirty English swine!” hair! I swear, that wig should have got the Oscar.

And I doubt one minute that the future Queen of England slept with a Scottish terrorist*.

After the three hours of wigging out with Mel Gibson, we got in the shower. After the shower we got sweaty. After that we stayed in bed. I scooted over to get some Lemon Chicken and Hot N Sour soup for bed-sore snacks. The TV was shut off at 10pm.

That’s how Sundays should be.

* Please don’t start a big comment war about my using the word “terrorist” to describe a Scotsman. I’m being topical.

Rogers = DoublePlus UNGOOD

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I get a MSN moments ago with an interesting link:

Rogers Kills Bittorrent

Silently in the last month or so, Rogers has been capping and data throttling High Speed Ultra users (yes the ones who’ve paid for unlimited data transfer) who seem to be using Bittorrent.

It’s ok. You Ultra subscribers said that this was ok in your End User Agreements.

Hello, Sympatico?

Yours?

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Things I wanna say:

• Current CD in player: Eye Spy (theme music to Aeon Flux)
• Current book beside toilet: Understanding Movies
• Current Game in PS2: Vice City
• Current favorite cat: I cant decide. I love them both
• Current Gameboy Game: Advance Wars 2. I hate that fucking game. Im addicted
• Current Fave food: burgers on the BBQ (not much time left!!)
• Current time I find myself cursing myself for not going to bed sooner: 3am
• Current gauge: 8
• Current voltage: 220

What are yours?

I totally forgot what I was going to write about today. Thought Id just share.

Sexy Homeless Guy Update: On the streetcar with my roommate the other day. He caught me looking at the homeless guy and said “Yeah I’d go get him a coffee and a McDonalds Apple Pie too”. Which weirds me out because I was suppose to be the only guy who could like him.

Small Business Idea

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Toronto queers will remember the little hole-in-the-wall store on Church Street, between the butchers and crap Rainbow Restaraunt that sold overpriced used clothing. Remember that?

Okay here’s what I want to put in there: a Quiky-Stop Nails Spa for Queers on the move. Put down $20 and the choice is yours:

Choose your nail technician:

  • tranny
  • drag queen
  • lipstick lesbian
  • dyke
  • twink
  • bear

Choose your conversation:

  • Gossip
  • Verbal Abuse
  • Family Problems
  • Politics
  • Pop Culture
  • Crazy Assed Drunk Rant (may or may not make sense)
  • Silence

Ten minutes max and you have fabulous nails and you’re that much more informed.

Waiting for Bigfoot

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When I was a kid I was obsessed with that grainy film of Bigfoot looking back at the camera as he (she?) trundled off into the woods.

Now you too can keep a sharp eye out for him! (via BoingBoing) The camera cycles through three spots somewhere in Northern California. I want to go hiking up there to stand in front of one of the cameras wearing a X-file Grey alien costume, reading Martha Stewart Living.