My co-worker turned me onto the TTC/police Ebay pages where you can find a bevvy of unclaimed lost and found items, like sunglasses, jewelery and Hindu god icons (?).
I love how the person challenged with setting up these auctions uses a disembodied mannequin hand to show relative sizes:
Waxy Hand from the depths
It’s also nice to see people refusing crap merchandise when they see it:
Uh, thanks. I'll pass
SharkBoy: that car in font of us must have front wheel drive. It keeps going “vuurrrrr”.
DeadRobot: How does it go?
SB: Vuuuurrrrr.
DB: interesting.
SB: Sort of like “The Rural Juror”
DR: I prefered “Urban Furor”
Into the storm.
Dead Robot: Jesus the road is like a luge.
DeadRobot: this song reminds me of summer camp, where I saw my first male pubic hair.
SharkBoy: I was in gym class. Actually the showers – one big room. This bigger guy pushed his junk between his thighs and pretended he was a girl. I laughed and laughed. Then the towel snapping started.
DR: I was the first guy to get chest hair. The guys called me a freak.
SB: Thats mean.
DR: They were jealous!
(never trust your rental wiper blades)
I finish setting up SharkBoy’s travel mug for the long trip to Montreal.
SharkBoy: Thanks babe.
Dead Robot: Anything for you, babe.
SB: Well then I want a pedicure.
DR: (Thinking) Yeah, I’d probably do that.
(Pause)
DR: I don’t think I’d put one of those small dentist elastics on your hemmeroids, if you had one.
Majel Barret passes.
“Computer. Run Sympathy File DeadRobot 001”
“WORKING!”
(Via Gizmodo/BoingBoing Gadgets)
Tear your eyes away from the hairdos and keep them on the right.
(Via Attack Of The Show Podcast)
I continue with my favorite Clist ads:
Like, you know. Uhm. Like…
fuck me or something……very masc here – 27 (dt)
horny with a place
27, fit, masc, godlookinghave a pic and be under 30-35
now
You, emai me! Toy!
HEY,
23 YO , EUROPEAN , I AT COFFE SHOP ON YONGE AND STEELES , I WANNA MEET A KEWL GUY , LETS CHILL OR I CAN COME TOY PLACE , BUT MY TIME IS ALMOST UP , EMAI ME NOW YOUR NUMBER AND I WILL CALL YOU SO I CAN COME OVER , VERY DISCREET AND CLEAN
EMAIL ME NOW!!!lets fool around and have fun tonite.
Great Expectations
A bit drunk, a bit high.. doubt I can get it up except maybe if I jerk myself for a while.. Would be into jacking, edging, porn, possibly giving you head (don’t be expecting this – it’s my first time). Not into touching or kissing. Avg build.. party favors. You host..
let me know what you would like to have go down..