I’m on my way to my thrd optimetrist appointmen. My right eye lens is spinning like Linda Blair’s head.
How do you people do this daily?
The problem is my right eye is pretty bad… Near sighte and some sort of stigmatism. The lens I have to get is plastic, not silicoe, and they dry out every so oftn like Lindsay Lohan.
Wish me luck.
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That’s astigmatism, pronounced “ass-tig…”. Welcome to the failing family eye traits. I’m very familiar witht wearing glasses and contacts together. Pick funky frames. Keep them on idiot strings.
Whatever you do, don’t get no laser correction. You’re too old, now, anyway! (happy birthday, bro) And yeah, I’ve had 10 years of improved near-sightedness, but the ass-tig-mat-ism is still there and now they can’t quite ever get the scrip right.
YOU HAVE STIGMATISM?
That bleeding must ruin your gloves, socks and A&F wife-beaters.
Uh. Stupid me. Apparently I’m suppose to have “reading glasses” WITH the contacts when I’m trying to look at anything closer than say, a hot dog length, from my face.
Make all the jokes you want.
Good luck, sir! 🙂