Someone went to the cinema and got a little restless…

FORGIVE ME FATHER… ((DOUBT))

… for i have sinned. legal age donald miller here looking for his father flynn to “take an interest” and for mutual confession. no problem if you look like philip seymour hoffman.

Ohhh!! Kelly Clarkson!!

Need some waxing done……..

Hey guys, I require some waxing to be done in a few spots…anyone into it? Needs to be your place. 47, One seventy .

You had me at #29 (secretly, I hope this guy gets what he’s looking for, show creativity and humour):

Fifty reasons to date me !!!!!!!!

I’ll stash little notes for you where you’ll least expect them.
I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores.
You’re safe with me.
You can always bring home good friends.
I am a good cook and I like it.
I’ll make you laugh.
I’ve never auditioned for American Idol.
I recycle.
You just can’t stop reading this!
I buy a new toothbrush every time the blue wears down.
I believe the glass half full.
I can take care of myself (but I want you).
I love my family.
I’ll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV.
I’m secure with me.
I’ll hold your coffee for you when you’re driving.
We’ll make history together.
I don’t litter.
I love the earth.
You sleep better when I’m next to you.
I’ll take care of you when you’re sick.
I smell pretty good.
I’m magically delicious.
What else have you got to do?
I cower at bloody movies.
I can balance a checkbook.
I always put the cap back on the toothpaste.
My chin fits ‘just right’ in your shoulder when you hold me close.
The only drama I have any part of is on TV.
I promise not to burn the house down while you’re gone.
Romance is soooo important.
Sometimes I am a top.
Sometimes I am a bottom.
Foreplay is fun.
I’m really good at sneaking food into the movies.
You really kinda would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch.
I’ll help you find your keys.
Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we will be doing it together.
I look both ways before I cross the street.
I have two great cats.
Sex should never be a quickie.
You’re getting very sleepy…
I know the difference between they’re, their, and there.
I know CPR.
I’m a Leo.
I know how to two-step.
I give to charity.
I AM CANADIAN.
I’m really good at making lists!
I’ll hold you as long as you want.
After reading this far you’ve already got too much time invested — you might as well e-mail me.