Yesterday on our walk to the subway, SharkBoy and I walked by a middle aged business man dressed in a lovely camel hair coat, tailored suit and tie underneath, nice shoes and neatly coiffed hair…
…while taking whole scoops of mayo out of a jar with his fingers and cramming it in his noise hole.
The apocalypse is nigh!
8 thoughts on “But It’s “Lite”!”
he’s just lucky you’re married or you’d have been dragging him home for mad sexing.
I wonder if he was one of those “sleep eaters?”
My arteries clog thinking about it.
Of course what I meant to say is I’m now sitting in my office. Oh sod it, I’m going back to bed… pass me the mayo.
I’m sorry but the term “noise hole” was just too much. I’m not sitting in my office enjoying sporadic bursts of maniacal laughter.
There is no accounting for good taste, huh?
what the hell?
I love mayo. This made me extremely hungry. It’s like potato salad without the potatoes!
OMFG…gross.
Funnily enough, according to labelling standards in the US, you can call something “Light” and be referring ONLY to the colour…