Kathy Griffin’s old ex-boyfriend and co-creator of the Apple computer, Steve Wozniak, is going to appear on Dances With The Stars. Expect one number to feature jitterbugging Segways and Denise Richards to call him a socially inept fat fuck on live TV.
DWTS is a guilty secret shame I harbour. Now that the Woz will be on it, I feel I can safely come out of the closet and say I like the show. It’s like watching Strictly Ballroom every week.