I can hear SharkBoy laughing in the living room.

“The Wii Fit just asked me about your posture!”

Wait… the game is wanting information about me? “My posture? Not yours?” I ask.

“Yeah! It wants to know if I think you’re standing straighter now.”

So now the computer game controller and my husband are talking about me behind my back.

“What did you tell him… er… it?”

A couple days later the WiiFit can’t keep well enough alone. I fire it up and it tells me unabashedly:

“Someone told me your looking much better! You’re standing straighter!”

I’m now waiting for it to start to tell me to sleep with one eye open because “that guy you work out with” is jealous or mad or something. Some made up story to get us to start fighting like Crystal and Alexis.