Scream Like a Rock Star

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hatboyAs you can see by this picture, I’m dressing like it’s my vacation already. Something I told my favorite Starbucks baristas this morning when they commented on the hat*. When they asked where I was going, I shyly said “Disney”, looking down at my shoes.

“SQUEEEEE!” all three girls shout.

*I’m painfully aware that the hat makes me look like I’m trying to dress like I’m 21 but I’ve always wanted one due to a secret love of Yogi Bear.

6 thoughts on “Scream Like a Rock Star

  1. Dead Robot

    Mutant: If I could wear no pants ever again I’d call it heaven without the 72 virgins.

    Furface: Melon?!? MELON? I’ll have you know this thing on my shoulders is a mighty fine genetically altered grapefruit.

  2. furface

    Yeah you kind of rock the hat – or you would if it fit that melon of yours…

    I’m still trying to decide if i’m going with the Gilligan mono colour or the sombrero this year what with all the additional hair-line i’ve got going.

    Just shy of 50 now, i really don’t with to look like i’m having a past-life crisis either.

    Kick the rodent in the arse for me while you are in THE SMALL WORLD.

  3. The Mutant

    I’ve always wanted a hat like that too, and if it makes me look 21 again, I’m all for that shit – I never stopped to think about it before but perhaps my love of Yogi bear lead to my love of all bears, and my overwhelming urge to wear a tie but no pants.

    Unforunately I look like an utter knob when I wear a hat, you make it look cool, so unfair. I guess that’s because your head is the way nature intended it, not beaten out of shape like mine.

    I’m so loving those shorts too – That has the be the ultimate holiday outfit – just trade the coffee for a cocktail and voila holiday central!

  4. Dead Robot

    Cb :

    Um… In Florida my grandfather wore a hat just like that.

    I’m not sayin… I’m just sayin.

    I know. The plaid Bermuda shorts aren’t helping any either.

    StevieB :

    You look like a secret agent under cover. We don’t see the glock under your shirt.

    The glock is in my back waistband, LA style!

  5. Cb

    Um… In Florida my grandfather wore a hat just like that.

    I’m not sayin… I’m just sayin.

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