I’m standing with a co-worker at my night job.
“I have a new thing,” he tells me. “I like leaving obscure videos running on the monitors.”
What a fun idea, I think. I don’t want to be subversive but it’s a fun way to inject personality into a retail job.
“I get next to girls and put on Usher videos from YouTube and they’re all like whaaa?”
I suggest: “Next time try Klaus Nomi.”
“David Bowie’s dress designer from the 70s.”
“He wore dresses?”
He wanders off. Ten minutes later he comes back.
“Dude…” is all he can say.