spill
Much spills out of me
Please make the loud grumbling stop
Who will clean the bowl?
gut
Beastie in my gut
making all I eat water
Flush flush flush flush flush
scrape
Cottony softness
becomes sandpaper so fast
after 6 days of scraping.
Dead Robot
The space between gay and straight, stupid and smart.
0 thoughts on “Poop Haiku”
Sharkboy wakes anew
guts rumbing hard in the night
bug jumps container
So sorry Sharkboy. I hope this doesn’t disrupt your week.
I on the other hand, feel great now.
but skipping is so hard when you cheeks are clamped together.
and….
skip to the loo my darling
RUSH
Rushing to the loo
My poor colon is draining
Porcelain staining
If this has been going on for a week, get your ass (pun intended) to the doctor.
now.
WILL YOU GO ALREADY?!
Unfortunately your final line in SCRAPE has too many vowels – one might say you are a little loose with your vowels. Hnyrk Hnyrk.
Try Immodium – it’s almost as good as a cork and won’t fire out of your behind in case of wind.
hummmm… guess you tummy problem is still a problem. Hope you feel better by tomorrow eve or it may be one stinky night. Should I bring some room freshener?