On this week’s Miami Ink, Garver was taking instruction from a “Vampire” girl for her new leg tattoo. Her augmented goth appearance (fang implants on her teeth, black push up bodice, fishnet tights, red stripes in her hair, confession of blood lust to the camera) obviously surpassed her knowledge of Vampires:
Vampire girl: I want her to be a vampire but like a pin up girl looking at herself in a mirror–
Garver: But… if she’s a vampire… she won’t have a reflection…?
Vampire girl: Oh yeah…
This Saturday I have a consultation with Sick Side Chino at King of Fools Tattoo to revamp my floaty, nothing to it robot tattoo. How excited am I?
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Yeah, what a dumbass, REAL vampires can’t be seen in a mirror (but they do have red stripes in their hair).
One day I hope to have tattoos of robots, ninjas, pirates, vampires, sasquatches, and Clint Eastwood, and they’ll arranged in dramatic poses illustrating each major event in my life.
I’m having an accordian tattoed on my dick. I’m wondering if I can have a musical microchip implanted that will play as it expands.
Kat is getting her own show… L.A. Ink… and since Garver’s from L.A. as well, wouldn’t be surprised if he makes it there as well…
Ami = dick… That show is so scripted, every situations but the final tattoo results are fake… but Garver and Kat do the best tattoos
I’m gonna get a tattoo of my dick on my dick, but bigger.
hmmm… i hope chino has better work that you’ve seen other than what’s presented online.
you should get a big tattoo of necron by magnus (roberto raviola). i was rereading a couple of his books the other day and thinking the panels were ripe for image plundering.
i’m a bit out of date with the show, but why oh why couldn’t they have canned ami instead of kat? she’s so fucking amazing!