Category Archives: Celebs and Media

Where Deadrobot brushes up against celebrities

Off With The Seal!

Celebs and Media, Distractions

I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can’t quite follow it as you say it.

–Alice in Wonderland

I have to do whatWe just got our images back from Disney’s Photopass service, all 65 of them on CD, in high resolution, ready for printing. If you’re not in the know, all the Disney parks have roaming photographers that will snap your picture near the better vistas and views of the park, and then give you an account number to view your images online at a later date. Pretty nifty! It gives you an opportunity to get a picture of your whole travel group at once. The photographers will also take a similar picture with your own camera, at no charge, without hesitation. It’s great to have this choice, especially since on the last day, I nearly lost my camera with a week’s worth of images on it.

We were so impressed by the quality of the images we bought the entire suite of pictures, duplicates and all, for a total of $125US. The disk arrived today with a large sticker sealing the case:

Viewing and usage of the digital images contained on this CD by buyer signifies agreement to the terms described on the Sales Agreement Read Me file contained on the disc.

What? You mean on the disk in the package, whose seal I have to break to get inside…

…to read…

…and agree to…

…before opening…

My head explodes.

Even more mystical is this statement on the back:

Purchase of this CD includes a copyright release allowing you to reproduce the image files in the sizes and quantities that you wish. The copyright release is contained as an image file (!) on the CD… You may need to show this image file to your photo retailer in order to purchase prints of your images.

Mind boggling exclamation point mine. Sounds like a Worth1000.com contest idea.

Maybe if I were getting prints done at Walmart they’d require to see that file, ’cause lord knows only terrorists take their media to Walmart to have reproduced.

Tattoo Moi

Celebs and Media, Distractions, Hobbies, Personal Bits

On this week’s Miami Ink, Garver was taking instruction from a “Vampire” girl for her new leg tattoo. Her augmented goth appearance (fang implants on her teeth, black push up bodice, fishnet tights, red stripes in her hair, confession of blood lust to the camera) obviously surpassed her knowledge of Vampires:

Vampire girl: I want her to be a vampire but like a pin up girl looking at herself in a mirror–

Garver: But… if she’s a vampire… she won’t have a reflection…?

Vampire girl: Oh yeah…

This Saturday I have a consultation with Sick Side Chino at King of Fools Tattoo to revamp my floaty, nothing to it robot tattoo. How excited am I?

Mixing Business With Pleasure

Celebs and Media, Queer stuff, Toronto

Saturday is your last chance to go see Kids On TV at Buddies at Bad Times Theatre.

What are they like? Imagine if Nina Hagen had been a hot muscular male lead singer who could sing and break dance. Or if Hedwig and the Angry Inch did punk/new wave fusion, instead of glam rock. Or if Devo were cross dressers. Or …well you get the gist. They captured the 80s in their dayglo cobra outfits, wolf heads and writhing break dance break downs. I’m loving their rift of Keith Cole and his pee faux pas.

Go see them. Buy their CD ($10 cheap! But not cheap in production values!) too. Here’s a YouTube of one of their fun songs that get SharkBoy and I cheering along. I KNOW SO!!

Acorn Antiques

Celebs and Media

When I lived in London back in the 80’s my brother turned me onto Victoria Woods – As Seen On TV. Most of it was your typical Brit sketch com, but standouts were pre-movie Julie Walters and Ed Broadbent as well as Susie Blake, the meddling Mum of Shelly on Coronation Street. Best of all from the show was a reoccurring soap opera spoof called Acorn Antiques. It was one of those parodies where everything went wrong with the low low low budget show. So many missed lines, forgotten cues, continuity errors and technical missteps were jammed into every 3 minute spot. See how many times you can see Mrs O wait for her cue in full view of the camera!

Sit back and enjoy. This is the only one I can load here, but if you like them, you can go to YouTube and see the “non embeddable” versions of better quality!

Don’t Tell them About Their Name…

Celebs and Media, Toronto

let them guess for themselves when the marketing material arrives at their office

MuchMusic has a long history of covering issues that are important and relevant to youth. Now, we’re delivering arguably the most important message of our time. We’re eager to use our multiple platforms to inspire Canadians to FLICK OFF and get serious about curbing their energy and natural resource consumption.

Now THAT’S how you write a press release. That last bit made me laugh like a naughty school kid.

Originally those French Connection United Kingdom t-shirts offended me a bit, I thought they were juvenile, but this campaign just makes me laugh for some reason.

Who Else Showers in their Gitch?

Celebs and Media

Remember my failed lyrical ode to underwear showering guys? You don’t? Was it that bad?

Anderson, baby! Anyway, apparently Anderson Cooper scrubs his nether regions while covered in boxer briefs.

But he neeeeds to, you understand. Because he’s a celebrity and those cell phone cameras are everywhere. Especially the shower.

As an update: we’ve encountered yet another underwear shower guy, but this one makes the words “peek a boo” his mantra. He ensures the waistband is purposely, exactly half way down across the crack of his ass. The same with his towel. This is no accident, people, he does this with intent. Like a geisha giving her client a glimpse of the nape of her neck, this guy wanders the locker room with his bum half out at every step of his travels.