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The Innocent Eye Test – A 35 Second Review

Celebs and Media, Personal Bits, Toronto

I’ve asked Shelly to take a break from the reviewing seeing how this is my brother and all.

The Innocent Eye Test was the fart that Healey needed to release. Actually referring to people’s perchance to build up hate, the “fart” monologue turns out to be the most thoughtful and meaningful moment in this farce. Michael needed to get this play out there as he ventures into different writing genres. A typical Healey play is abundant with well written actrobatic comedy and Eye doesn’t dissapoint. However I’ve always equated “farce” with “Blake Edwards” (the later, forced, unfunny Blake) and this “farce” doesn’t dissapoint me in that way either.

Eye has all you’d expect in a farce: entrances, exits, slamming doors and mistaken identities, deftly handled by Christopher Newton (as an emerging actor, Michael sent Mr Newton a series of letters over a period of a year and later adapted it into a novella called “Dear Mr Newton” making Eye a bit of a cyclic moment for Healey). Eye had typical production woes as well, made evident by the loud mouthed patron behind me, eager to explain to whomever what scenes were re-written from the Winnipeg production, including the ending! Well thank you, you schmuck! Why not pull out your cell phone and do a play-by-play while you’re at it. And yeah, I know Kate Lynch too.

Eye pulls from my family life with low level reconnaisance accuracy (without giving away much of the plot): the gay husband on vacation, the Italian setting – a possible reference to my mother, my brother’s facination for the city of Vegas, vast amounts of drinking, and of course, the signature “lead character’s pants off in the saftey of their room” moment. I’m probably reading too much into all that but it’s easy to see where he’s getting his inspriation. Is my family a farce?

Who’s isn’t, when you take parts of it and put it up on stage?

In all, an excellent evening. I did find some of the Canadian vs American dialogue a bit atypical, almost mirrored from any episode of The Rick Mercer Report, but the majority of the play was brilliantly written, if I do say so myself. I have to mention the excellent work on the set design and lighting. In a farce, characters enter and exit with bravado and to have the cast all pour through Mona Lisa’s eye was a stroke of genius.

I give Innocent Eye Test an unbiased 4 out of 5.

One For Rick Mercer

Celebs and Media

Opening shot of a group of employees standing around a water cooler. One employee is finishing up telling a joke as their Boss enters.

Employee #1: …and I said ‘That’s my shoe!’

All: boisterous laughter

Boss: (stern) Don’t you all have some place to be?

All: (overlapping) “No.” “Not really” “I’m good.” etc.

Boss: Great! So this nun with huge knockers, a lot like yours there, Julie, goes into this Asian massage parlor and asks for a Lithuanian Steamer…

Headshots of uncomfortable employees as the Boss continues his joke. Fade out.

Voice over: A great boss makes all the difference. An inappropriate one is inevitable.

(Monster.ca logo)

Cooler than Me

Celebs and Media, Personal Bits

I’m having dinner with the family the other night and my 14yr old niece walks in wearing those really high toe socks – black and red stripes. But they’re not on her feet. no. they’re on her arms and the toes are cut off so her fingers are stuck through them like some poor beggar. and to finalize this ensemble she has a Clash t shirt on.

the Clash

she’s 14 and cooler than I could ever be.

Celebrity Gossip! Remember how I said Russell Crowe signed the window of my old store? in talking to some extras and my old shop co-worker, the gladiator himself (quoted as being “scruffy and not very welcoming) was pretty tanked when he did that. talk says he was drinking at a little hole in the wall restaurant (not newells, thankfully) and came out dunk with a pen in hand. I bet you $100 that the owner of the store removes the glass and sells it on ebay…

I Haven’t Mentioned This in a While

Celebs and Media, Favorite

The Black Hole on IMDB.com. Great trivia. Bizzare explanation of the ending on the message boards. Geek Reading is Fun!

Disney’s first PG rating, indeed.

When I think of this movie, I’ve always imagined Disney as the struggling T-rex in a pool of tar as the little dinos sprouted feathery wings and flew away. However, as cheesey as it was, the movie had some impressive visuals. The Cygnus ship design was close to “science fact” with it’s supports and caged environments.

But I doubt that NASA will be putting in amusement ride tie-ins with their mission to Mars.

The Most Annoying Commercial

Celebs and Media

…goes to Ritter Sport chocolate bars!

I can see this getting as big as Mentos because of it’s Euro-tacky, Richard Marx-like song (“lets get exciiiited!” – repeat ad nauseum) and the fact that it’s trying to sell chocolate to athletes. In an easy-open, resealable package. Riiiiight.

“It must be weird…”

Celebs and Media

We’re tired and just finished watching Survivor (no suprises this week, really) and I don’t know how we got onto the topic, but I fessed up to never having seen Showgirls. Instantly, Sharkboy is on his feet and into the Vault. Zip! Into the VCR and we sit through the whole 2 hours and ten minutes of hooterboobies.

I am sure there are treatises out there about this movie. Was Verhoeven trying to make a feminist statement? Or a remake of All About Eve? Or did he swindle the studio into producing a soft core porn movie for mainstream distrubution?

And no American movie is complete without lipstick wearing, rampaging monkeys amongst bare chested women for a comedy break.