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CP24 To Offer Breakfast Television Some Youthful Competition?
Posted by Dead Robot in Celebs and Media, Toronto, You Stupid Dick on March 16, 2009
First, let me preface this post by apologizing to all my non-Toronto readers. Go look at my Flickr account, this post will not interest you.
I’ve steadily been having a big hate-on for Breakfast Television since it’s sale to Rogers and its long, slow departure from CityTV/CTV while remaining on CTV’s news channel. The choppy and awkward station ID/commercial flips between the two has been like trying to track a schizophrenic family member’s conversation who hasn’t taken their meds in months. For the last month or so, any fan of Breakfast Television who watches on the CP24 channel will have noticed that when BT goes to commercial, CP24 kicks in with “More On CP24!” teasers of weather and traffic.
Let’s just get past the fact that the bumper title is dangerously close to “MORON CP24!” if you’re not watching the screen closely…
Besides being utterly maladroit (like that? I have Thesuarus.com open), these extra reports of traffic and weather are an additional assault of already mentioned information (it’s fucking scrolling across the bottom already!!), jazzed up with an odd segment of Cam Woolley driving around town and talking about traffic (different idea but utterly useless: “Here’s a live feed of us stuck in traffic on the DVP!”).
I’ve posted before about how BT gets my ire: particularly Kevin “I Don’t Live In Toronto” Frankish and his need to revolve the show around himself. Even his post-show blog (full of terminology errors – he calls his video posts “blogs”), gets my blood boiling. I’m really glad he’s trying to get on board with the whole Web 2.0, new technology thing but it’s becoming unwatchable, like your parent trying to email a photo off their hard drive (no offense dad!!). I have to admit in the last while, I’ve hopped over to Canada AM and have become dangerously close to accepting their dry, conservative pap as my morning ritual.
Until this morning there was a ray of hope…
This morning during a CP24 bumper, in between the weather and traffic, there were two young somethings chatting amicably about their fantastic weekend and how great the weather was. I missed their names and the segment lasted only a minute, but they got my attention… They were young, well dressed, good looking, bright, smiling, energetic and so NOT like the current Breakfast Television crew, that my heart beat faster.
Is CP24 going to cut loose BT and have their own breakfast show of goodlookings 20-30somethings? I’m hoping that CP24 is grooming young bucks to offer a breath of fresh air from curmudgeonly Kevin “I’m Old and at no way at all a Metrosexual” Frankish? Can Dina transfer over to that show if they do? She’s the only reason I’ve hung on so long.
Flattery Is the Best Form Of Imitation
Posted by Dead Robot in Distractions, Personal Bits on October 27, 2008
Oh! An email from Thor!
What the hell? “Used my idea from last Halloween and won Best Costume”?!
I have to admit, they do rock 100% harder than our costumes, last year.
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| From Halloween 2007 |
Husband Meme
Posted by Dead Robot in Distractions, Personal Bits, Queer stuff on October 14, 2008
Apologies to my single readers who sit there at their monitors with their bags of Collision Chips and Fantas while they wonder where their life went wrong as they look at blogs on the interweb and consider what to wear when they go to the next Bear bar night and oh god why can’t they find love why why por quoi???
From Gambrinous with Griffonage:
What is his name? Meesh to the family, Michel in Quebec (there’s already a Michele and a Michael in my family so he’s contracted to be contracted).
Who eats more? Me. But he eats more in bed.
Who said I love you first? Me. In his truck. I nearly puked.
Who is taller? I am when we’re standing in the tub.
Who drives most when you are together? He does. But I get bored faster. Mayblubablublabluuuu!
Who’s more sensitive? I would say we’re equally matched. He’ll cry at movies, while I’ll cry at lottery ads.
Who does the laundry? I do. I expect a call from the police when ever he does the laundry because of his patience. He, however, folds.
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? Facing the bed from the foot, I sleep on the right hand side.
Who pays the bills? Our accounts are combined, but he does all the actual paperwork.
Who cooks more? I do. He’s a bit to meticulous when he follows recipes.
Who is more stubborn? He is. Hands down.
Who is the first to admit they are wrong? Me. I’d rather bask in incorrectness than fight.
Who has more siblings? I do. My four to his one.
Who wears the pants? We share a mu mu on Drunk Sundays. Clean up is a breeze.
What do you like to do together? Pretty much everything. He’s my best friend and husband. I’d not be all that interested if he’s not interested. I know that makes me sound like a creepy conservative housewife, but it’s true.
Who eats more sweets? He does, for medicinal reasons.
Guilty pleasures? Corn chips in bed.
How did you meet? Sly comments on gay.com chat. Then constant exposure due to both of us losing our 9-5 jobs.
Who asked whom out first? I asked him to come along with me to a lesbian bar outside the city. I wound up making out with another guy on the dance floor.
Who kissed first? It was mutual. In a truck. It was fun. Still is.
Who proposed? He emailed my parents for permission. He then sprung it on me in front of our campfire.
His best features and qualities? Have you seen his backside? Heaven. As for qualities: his anger, oddly enough. It reminds me not to take shit from people. And beneath that, there is a thoughtful, kind, smart person that thinks I’m pretty keen.
She Found Him
Posted by Dead Robot in Personal Bits on October 14, 2008
Families. What balls of secrets so tightly wound we are. Time has a tendency to loosen these secrets, no matter how angry or disgusted they might make you feel.
It’s about an hour before T-giving dinner and most of my family (cousins, second cousins, aunts, uncles, etc) are congregated on the autumn-hued, idyllic front porch of my uncle’s Bed and Breakfast in Kinmount. In a lull of the conversation, my religious, neo-conservative aunt throws down a photograph on the table. In it, my cousin is smiling, her head touching the head of a young kid.
“She found him. On Facebook,” She says, matter of fact.
“Oh?” I say, taking up the picture. Not getting it. Both are smiling ear to ear. Are they in love?
“She searched him and found him, sent him a message and he replied back saying he had known of her for some time but didn’t know how to start talking to her.”
I’m even more confused. Was this her new husband? The kid looks half her age. I didn’t recall any break up email or super-poke from her on Facebook letting me know that she was newly single. I’m piecing together a puzzle with boxing gloves on.
My other cousin from a different aunt says, “No! That’s amazing!” and takes the picture from me.
“Muh. Yes. Wow!” I say, utterly faking the moment. After the aunt making blithe comments about these two meeting up, the photo goes back into her purse. Pause. The conversation shifts.
Later, much, I approach Dad with this odd exchange. Apparently this cousin had a child in her teens (un-wed) and gave him up for adoption and had recently reunited with him via the internet. There’s way more to the story that I will not recount for respect out of all those involved but when I got all the “details” it was similar to sitting through a soap opera recount episode while someone punched at my liberal sensitivities. I had heard nothing of this, having been living in England around the time it happened.
And now I understand my neo-conservative wing of my family better. Approve? No. Just understand.






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