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Immortal, If Only in Pulp
Posted by Dead Robot in Celebs and Media, Distractions on March 11, 2010
I’m digging through my box of comics, downsizing, removing the non-valuable ones and I come across this – Issue #1 of Lethargic Lad:
It was created by a group of animators and one teacher within my class at Sheridan College. These were the “cool guys” that sat at the back of the studio who were tight and occasionally monopolized the facetime of the Layout teacher, Brian LaMay. Every so often they would produce a original ‘zines that were 5×7 in size and were filled with sight gags and artwork that would make our life drawing teacher faint, but you could tell the stories (sometimes broad, sometimes laser accurate parodies of current comic/movie/TV happenings) that they loved the medium. And that they didn’t have any girlfriends.
The day their full colour (cover) issue in proper comic book format came out, I was sitting at my desk in third year animation class. Greg Hyland entered the lofty classroom and slammed a pile of them down on his desk. Like something out of a Disney movie, the class crowded around and shucked out the $2 for a copy. As I got mine. Greg smiled and said “Check out page 5.”
That’s me, and my roommate at the time, Ray Larabie (who is now in Japan hawking fonts, lucky bastard). We’re being accosted by Greg’s creation: Guy With A Gun, a ripoff parody of The Punisher. I was happy I got two lines over Ray’s one. Suck it!
I see that Greg has kept Lethargic Lad going all these years and is working as a storyboard artist. Good to see!
Gone Dry
Posted by Dead Robot in Distractions on March 8, 2010
Post vacation, I’m finding little to write about. I mean I always have ideas but sometimes they get stuck in my head like a ball of hair in a toothpaste glorped drain.
So it’s up to you, dear reader, to advise me on my next venture. Choose wisely!
What Do You Want Dead Robot To Write About Next?
- Something achingly personal (sexual) (33%, 7 Votes)
- Something bitter (29%, 6 Votes)
- Something from his memory (24%, 5 Votes)
- Something achingly personal (14%, 3 Votes)
- Video post! (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 21
Satellite of Love
Posted by Dead Robot in Distractions, Travel on February 27, 2010
Home again! The whole trip was… well… a trip.
Every Caribbean internet cafe I visited had blocked my site. I’m assuming because I’m rated as “adult” on someone’s list due to the word “gay” in my meta tags. Whatever, Caribbean IT dicks. I’m home now and you can’t stop me.
But the trip really was awesome! I need a day to sort out the pics and videos. And the stories. We have stories. Here’s a hint: I have a new mortal enemy: Anyone from New Jersey.
More later.
Scud The Disposable Assassin
Posted by Dead Robot in Distractions on February 20, 2010
This comic really should have been more popular than it was. Thankfully everyone involved is now working either in film or TV for shows like The Sarah Silverman Show or Community. Hippy Haiku Mothertruckers!!
Pooping Out Your Master (Worksafe)
Posted by Dead Robot in Distractions on February 18, 2010
Remember Summer
Posted by Dead Robot in Distractions on February 17, 2010
Lenzr Update!
Posted by Dead Robot in Distractions, Lenzr on February 11, 2010
Time to look in at Lenzr and see all the funky prizes you can win for being a shutter fly:
First up: Best Gourmet Food: Pretty self explanatory… make yourself some KD, sprinkle some oregano on it, macro lens that puppy and whammo! Prizes! The first prize is an Eastern Ontario wine and brewery tour package plus one night accommodation at Timberhouse in Brighton, ON. The GRAND PRIZE sounds like fun: spend time with The Wine Ladies as they grab material for their wine blog by taking you on an exclusive tour. (My minder described it as a “kooky tour” but I can’t bring myself to type that). Material from the tour may be used in promotional videos or even dah ta da daah… ebook companion media. High tech, eh wot? Kindle yourself!
Second comes Everyday Tangled Web: This one I can relate to. Take a picture of your tangled anything – hair, legs, yarn, wickedness, etc. Personally I have a drawer of dead technology and with dead technology comes massive power bricks and their long tails. Gaah! I hear you say in frustration – Get to the prize! The prize comes from an office phone system company, called S.E. Telecom and they’re giving away a Plantronics Voyager (if you’re not a Blackberry addict, that’s a Bluetooth wireless headset). See what they did there? Wireless…? See? Release your inner cyborg!
Lastly, and not leastly, is Kids In Action: Take a picture of your ADD addled spawn running around in a circle, or on a jungle gym or knocking over cans at Loblaws and post it. You can get yourself a set of really clean choppers! They’re giving away an advanced teeth whitening kit and a year’s supply of dental products including an “armful” of mouthwash, toothpaste, tooth brushes, dental floss; courtesy of a Toronto dentist named Dr. Natalie Archer DDS at Sherbourne and Bloor St. I’ve heard through word of mouth that she’s pretty good. See? See what I did there??
And as a side note, they’ve revamped the voting system to include votes (Popular Votes – visitors to the site don’t have to register but their vote is counted as “1″) and Super Registered Votes (Registered members who have actually uploaded an image get the power of 10x the vote). There is some involved algorithm thingy they’ve factored in but personally this sounds like a marketing dude and a programmer just tried to fix something that might have been broken but I don’t need to see the gory details. Lenzr: if the point is to get people to register and participate, remember the “What’s in it for me?” rule. I don’t wanna know about the math behind it, just make the deal sweet and I’m in! Sandra in the comments says
A thought on scoring: why not allow voting only on the last 5 days of the month?
I’d expand that and say you can vote the entire time, but keep the results hidden until the last 5 days. That might generate some urgency and excitement. Take that as you will, Lenzr. Do you have a Facebook Fan page yet? Twitter? No? What are you doing all day?!
Because the 80s Says So
Posted by Dead Robot in Distractions on February 9, 2010
Speaking of 8os… We’re starting to shop for a new couch and this personifies the furniture store we live over right now:
(Via Boing2)








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