Corn Dog

Toronto

friiiiday! suck it bitches! ahahahah!!

I am off to the CNE tomorrow. first time in a few millions years. Sharkboy refuses to get on any rides because they’re not “Canada’s Wonderland Permanent” with similar saftey inspections …”and have you seen those carneys?!”

I think all I want to do is have a corn dog and try to win my hunny a Spongebob or a Patrick.

one of my earliest memories is my italian grandfather coming home rather early in the morning, after working a late shift at the CNE, knocking around the house and mumbling to himself (drunk?) while he got ready for bed. as a kid that scared the shit out of me.

one time at the CNE (and I am sure this hasnt changed) I stood beside that mini rollercoaster they erect every year and just watched the track sway from the vibrations. now the CNE is just one big infomercial, especially the home show and the food building. Sharkboy may …may …walk out of there with a Magic Bullet!