What’s the one thing that makes you try to remember every little detail you experienced from shower to office desk.

Easy!

Discovering your fly being down.

Like mine was, all morning.

No wonder that woman froze up when I sat beside her on the subway.

Well I’ve done more embarassing things. Like forgetting to take off that

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…sticker off the leg of my new-bought pants.

Speaking of which: why do straight guys never take off the small white cotton loops that hold the tags on new jeans?