I saw a guy tip over and fall off a three wheeled bike up on the Danforth while he was waiting at a light. I am reminded of the time I fell off my bike standing still, also waiting at a light. I can still hear Sharkboy and the Mailman laughter as I went down.
Somewhat related: I see the Smart Car forums have removed all reference to “Smart Tipping”, an urban “cow tipping” fad that is afflicting these small yet elegant cars. Brad (A to B ) beware!
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I know it will sound heartless, but lately I’ve been wanting to tip a four wheeler myself, this dude in a wheelchair that parks right in our doorstep area (which often doubles as a bus stop waiting area too…arrggg) and begs for money, and then when the time comes, he whips out his wee-wee and pisses all over the carpet… the stench became unbelievable after a few times, luckily the landlord finally saw him do it and put enough fear in him that he left… the carpet had to be removed, not a small feat when screwed in and glued too…
On Monday I saw the wheelchair guy again on another corner and I wanted to tip him… for a second or two anyway…
I’m going to that confession site now…