Sharkboy and I are strolling past Club Toronto looking at all the highly sexed dykes rarin’ to get into the Pussy Palace (How do you clean out a bath house completely to switch over sexes? “Attention Men! You must vacate the building by 5pm or be innondated with estrogen!”) and suddenly Sean, runner up from The MuchMusic VJ Search zips past us. He’s well dressed in a smart sport coat-t shirt combo (very Miami Vice retro) and on his cell speaking in a normal tone.
I recognize him and do my “Wow! Celebrity!” face: a combo of Japanese School girl excitement and middle aged Canadian reserve. And before I can say anything Sharkboy yells out:
“HI SEAN!”
Without losing a breath, Sean turns from his phone and smiles wide to Sharkboy and gives him a “Hello!” in that trademark enthusiasm that got him to second place. The mask comes off and he’s back to his phone within two steps.
I’m still kind of shocked by this exchange from either one of them.
11 thoughts on “The Consummate Celebrity”
i can loan you my sharpest knife if you think you’re going to see him again.
Two men having sex smells like sunshine and lollipops and potpourri and line-dried laundry.
Men having sex doesn’t smell like a bed of roses either. Sweat, poppers, shit, spit etc might be a turn on in the right context but I bet don’t smell all that appetizing to the poor sap who cleans the place. So for a bunch of men to make jokes about how a women’s bath house smells is hillariously ironic.
I agree and somewhat apologize for my sexist joke. I say “somewhat” because we all know that its the fucking dolphin’s fault that water smells like fish, not lesbians. They’re messy eaters.
I fully support the idea of a women’s bathhouse.
dudes, what’s up? I hope the women dumped a whole fuckload of anti-sexist bullshit into the pool
I think I’ll loose my hard on the next time I’m there thinking about all the labia licking going on.
I used to go there all the time on Sundays during the summer. Haven’t been in ages!
How do they get the fish smell out of the pool?
And pick all the hair out of the drains…
daryl, you should have totally gone for the VJ spot.
Okay maybe not. But it would have made an interesting performance art piece.
Peter… when they get the fish smell —*BLAM*!
Aww…By the way…when does the pool open at Club Toronto? LOL
Regina represent!