Next on Fox: When Buildings Bite Back!
I’m loving how CityTV is fearmongrelling this story. Yes, a sheet of 4ft x 4ft ice falling from the Skydeck would be dangerous but the way they’re reporting it, the Tower has become a knife weilding crazy person holding the city hostage. Best line from a reporter about falling ice in general: “If you’re downtown today, keep aware of tall buildings!” Thanks.
You know, if we had a Superman, they’d just fly up there and melt the ice with their eyes. Or a Spiderman would just “fzulpptptt!” the falling pieces with his web goo. Or if we had a Wonder Woman, she could deflect the falling bits with her wrists. Alas, this city is heroless.
3 thoughts on “The CN Tower Takes Toronto Hostage”
Read u’r blog first thing this morning
or SilverSurfer, he could surf all the falling pieces to safety
You made the news here in Chicago, too. The story made it sound as if every building in Toronto was throwing glaciers at people.