Sung to the tune of Georgie Girl:

Hey there! Underwearguy!
Standing in the shower still wearing your gitch
Dont you know that we can still see your junk
I guess religiously hiding your dick can be a bitch.

Hey there! Underwearguy!
Why do you always wear your y-fronts while you wash?
Don’t you realize your elastics are shot and we still get flashes of your ugly cock?
Don’t flatter yourself you’re not a prize
So shed those big diapers and don’t be shy!