I’m terrible with gifts. I nearly always buy the person what I’d want to get, which is wrong and dangerous, especially if the present is for a lover. Or I get what they’ve hinted for and find some way to bollocks that up, like getting the wrong colour, size or cheap dangerous Chinese version of whatever they asked for. “Lead paint in the cutlery? Really?”
And I know you’re just like me. Of course you are. You read this blog!
So with less than 15 days until my birthday I thought I’d help you all out and get the ball rolling early and get my wish list of gifts you can get me.
Let’s start with the cheap stuff:
A box of gum
Some nice hotel soaps
A plastic dollar store monkey
Socks and Underwear
A new pumice stone
A Little more Wallet Intensive:
Seasons One and Two Venture Brothers
Silent Hill for the PSP
Nice shirts for work
Kooky robot t-shirts
A nice gift certificate to HMV
A nice gift certificate to iTunes
Some lovely sketchbooks
Better socks and underwear!
Welcome to Tiffany’s:
4 or 5 Wii games
A new TV (flat screen, duh!)
Classes to Second City
A car lease
Insurance for car
Insurance for the apartment
Another kitten for George Hamilton to play with
Airfare to NYC for the weekend
A MacPro Duo Core with 8G of RAM
An iPhone (hello US readers!)
I’m glad I could help. Remember! Gift receipts!