I’m stressed out at work as it is (does anyone know someone who needs a three month HTML/text updating job?!) and to get this email in my inbox this morning just makes me say “Oh go ahead, anything to make the office go away for 20 minutes”:
From: MOHAMMED LADEN [mailto:mohammedladen@xxxxxx.com] Sent: Monday, July 30, 2007 1:01 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: GOOD DAYGREETINGS,
I AM OSAMA MOHAMMED LADEN,THE FIRST SON OF THE AMERICANS MOST WANTED TILL DATE,OSAMA BIN LADEN THE TERRORIST THAT BOMBED PENTAGON SEPTEMBER 11 THE DAY BUSH AND AMERICANS WONT FORGET.
NOW LISTEN,AM CONTACTING YOU AS RESULT OF A DEADLY DEAL WE HAD WITH A BUSINESS OR PERSONAL COLLEAGUE OF YOURS WHO ASKED ME AND MY GROUP TO KILL YOU FOR REASONS I DON’T KNOW,BUT FOR THE FACT THAT I WANT TO SAVE THE IMAGE OF MY FATHER AND THE ENTIRE AL QUAEDE GROUP, I HAVE DECIDED TO INFORM YOU SO AS TO MAKE YOU BE SECURITY ALERT AND ALSO FOR YOU TO HOLD ON US IN CONFIDENCE BECAUSE WE WILL STRIKE AND FAIL IN OTHER TO SAVE YOUR LIFE BUT WE WILL RELEASE THE VIDEO TAPE OF OUR DISCUSSIONS WITH HIM FOR YOU TO PROVE US AND THEN PROCEED TO PROSECUTE THE ENEMY AND AT THE SAME TIME LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW THAT AL- QUAEDA STRENGTH HAS REDUCED AND THEN PAVE WAY FOR AMERICANS TO STOP KILLING OTHER ARABS JUST BECAUSE OF MY FATHER.ONCE YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU CAN FOR THE WAY
FORWARD.ALAH GIVES,ALAH TAKES.
HELP US STOP TERRORISM BY EXPOSING THOSE BEHIND KILLING FOR NO JUST CAUSE,BECAUSE WE WANT PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
GREETINGS ONCE MORE,
MOHAMMED LADEN OSAMA
6 thoughts on “Bring it On, Bitch!”
If I know how to make boldface text and italics, I can has job pls? JAJAJAJA!
if you really believe in the cause, wouldn’t at least learn to write the name of your organization the right way?
i typed it in all caps to throw you off my trail. glad it worked.
I complained to the head of IT and he laughed at me! Dang! Maybe he was the one who set me up…
Godfuckingdammit… I knew he’d be trouble. I let him into one fucking meeting and the pussy totally rats us out.
ALAH GIVES ALAH TAKES ALAH MAKES TOO MANY RUN ON SENTENCES HE SHOULD LEARN ABOUT PUNCTUATION MAYBE IF HIS FATHER DIDNT SPEND ALL HIS TIME IN CAVES HE WOULD HAVE LEARNED HOW TO WRITE GOOD ENGLISH.