Asimov’s 30 Laws of Robotics

Improv/Comedy, Robots

Why didn’t I think of expanding on those flimsy, unfunny laws?

One of my faves:

14. A robot must harm my ridiculous hooker ex-wife, Brandi Asimov, whenever possible, because she does not count as a human being because she has no soul.

(Via Boingboing to SomethingAwful)