Two workers near my cube. One is wearing a shiny silver near-miniskirt and is rocking it nicely, in my books.
Coworker 1: I remember when I was a kid and I wanted a skirt like that and couldn’t afford it. I saved for weeks until it was out of fashion.
Coworker 2: (tugs uncomfortably on the skirt) I… Wore it on a whim.