Telling Tubbies

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I just this moment finished cleaning my tub. My pruney fingers slip over my chicklette keyboard keys.

I would like to apologize to any and all roommates I’ve ever had.

I realize I’m a hairy man. One past boyfriend said my body hair was my sexiest attribute (note how I said “past”). I can grow body in abundance but maybe not like freakish jokey web picture you see where LOLCatz eyes boogle out with some pithy caption in IMPACT font (scroll down.. over half way down. No further. Yeah that’s it.).

Anyway I want to apologize to all the people who had to step into a bathtub or shower post-me. Special mea culpas for my college roommates who had to step on my shower babies.

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