Me: (Speaking into my iPhone mic on the ear buds as I walk along, said with gravity) Hello.

SharkBoy: You almost home? Should I come down stairs and meet you outside?

Me: Yes.

SharkBoy: Okay See ya!

Me: Byeeee!

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What was taking place around me during that short exchange:

Me: (Speaking into my iPhone mic on the ear buds as I walk along, said with gravity) Hello.

Guy walking towards me, not 4 ft from me, looks up. “Uh… h–”

Me: Yes.

Guy Walking Towards Me: I… hi?

Me: Byeeee!