I’m tired of bars using sidewalk chalk to advertise their crap. I keep my eyes down for a reason! Solution: Carry your own chalk and write “HEY FUCKERS!” …in the same font style just above the ad. Works every time!
Have you ever caught yourself giving up a part of yourself to someone who doesn’t appreciate who you are? Have you ever come to the realization that you have been dumping a lot of energy into a bottomless pit and getting very little in return? Have you been reading this blog over the last year? […]
In the spirit of sitting down with the Consumers Distributing Catalogue and making a list for Xmas, as we were instructed to do as kids, I’m posting this for my favourite sister-in-law! If you go to Society 6 and punch in “Star Wars”, t-shirts and iPad cases work for me. But here are some notable […]
We’re up early and shake the bedbugs from our bad selves (oh god we hoped not…) and leave the Beverly for the airport. I was excited about the drive. If you Google-Map (is that a verb?) a route from the Beverly to LAX you might get a route that goes through Century City or if […]
If my cat designed a spaceship: 1. The engine room would purr. And the ship would only take off at 2am and only if the runway was made out of old hardwood floor. 2. The crew’s quarters would be a massive room filled with cardboard boxes. 3. The Galley would be staffed with stewards who […]
If ever I write a busty British nanny character, I’m calling her Mrs Coldbris.
We wake early again, but not as early as 4am like the previous nights. The long power-park days are taking their toll! We check out of the Disneyland Hotel (Goodbye! Goodbye!!) and jump in the car, headed towards Glendale to visit Forest Lawn Memorial Park. We’re on a mission to pay respects to Walter Elias […]
Apologies, last post should have been titled “California Adventure”… THIS is the day we did Disneyland! Again, we wake well before the dawn. After some iPadding (is that a verb now? Can it be?) and an early morning swim (nobody swims at 7am in LA) we cleaned up and hoofed it over to Ted’s Burgers, […]
We’re awake at 4am. We’re East Coasters in a West Coast world. Our time shifting bodies gave us a slight advantage over most of the crowds at California Adventure (also we had no kids in tow so there’s that) and we were one of the first people in line. Rope drop, gates open and we […]
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