Milk And

Personal Bits

As a kid, whenever Laverne would dump a small bottle of Pepsi into her milk, I would instinctively gag. Don’t get me wrong, I love milk. I’ve come down to Skim milk after years of weaning. I wish we had 1% when I was going through kicking the whole milk habit.

The last big meal I had at my mother-in-law’s, she brought out a plate of salad that was swimming in a pale white liquid. I nibbled a leaf. Delish! Much like a Japanese salad dressing… I asked what it was. “Milk and vinegar” I was told and suddenly my stomach flipped.

I have a thing about curdled milk. If I think that any additive will make milk turn into solids, I can’t eat it. I can’t look at it. It comes from my childhood, gobbling down milk that was so chunky, it was 99% curds. Growing up in our house meant you scrambled for food, oblivious to the taste. As soon as the first blobs hit my teeth, I sprayed milk and whey across the kitchen.

I chewed through it. It wasn’t bad, in fact I enjoyed the taste. But my brain was hotwired to reject it.

Milk should have no additives!

(Except for chocolate)

Batchelor Living

Hobbies, Personal Bits

Tonight, SharkBoy is going out to dinner with some friends of his so I’m at home alone.

I wonder what I shall make for dinner?

Later, I’m off to Big Momma’s Boy for their Tuesday night open mike comedy stage up standing laugh riot dang… thingy.

UPDATE: “Thingy” indeed. When I got to BMB’s just after 8:30pm, there was me and the MC. I made my excuses (“I guess I’ve been stood up!”) and sulked out of there. On the way home, I passed Jet Fuel Coffee and noticed that they’re renovating which might come to some relief for hipsters who read Torontoist. I had to do a cartoon double take when I noticed at the back, at the top of the small stairs, a naked man. Not a naked man, but a full on lookit-my-willie! naked man. He saw me and smiled and started to put on pants. What?

Anonymous

Celebs and Media

Scientology is under attack, people!

A group (?) calling itself Anonymous is dropping video onto YouTube with powerful threats (?) against the church (?). They’re calling for world demonstrations outside Scientology centres on February 10th and go on to make veiled threats of the church’s collapse.

Okay, whatever. What makes me makes me squirm with delight is the way they’re delivering their threats. Perhaps they’ve read William Gibson’s Pattern Recognition but there are definite similarities: PR is about masses of people speculating on the appearance of anonymous, yet beautifully shot movie clips showing up on the web. Are they part of a larger movie? If so, how are they to be assembled? Who is sending them? I won’t spoil the book but in the end, all that matters is swept away leaving the players naked and unsatisfied.

Back In Black (and Grey)

Toronto

Out of the blue, Ronan called me. How is this news? Well Ronan was the guy working on my tattoo out of a certain closed down tat shop off of Yonge Koffkoffkingoffoolskoff. He’s starting up a new shop called Imperial Tattoo (Myspace site, real one coming soon, they tell me) down at 9 Ossington (just north of Queen) and let me tell you, it’s an impressive space. He’s in an old architect’s space with big industrial windows, exposed ceilings, hardwood floors and not a lick of gloomy skulls or goth sentimentality. Looks like he’s going after an upscale clientèle (read: old guys going through mid-life crisises who want to keep the last shred of cool by getting a $1000 tattoo. Read: me). So the robot tattoo is back in play with the spaceman getting filled in. Expect pictures of that as soon as it stops scabbing up!

I do have some lovely food pictures from Sunday that made the waitress at the Coach House Restaurant snarkily ask at the end of our meal: “Care for some coffee? Tea? Something else to play with?”

Brunchday

Fry horse

And finally an Xbox 360 at HMV with a Circle of Death. No real significance, just thought it was funny:

Ring o Death