Post Shooters

Celebs and Media, Hobbies, iPhone

Last night at the gym I had to work out beside two women who just would not stop talking. Trapped! They went across a wide spectrum of topics including spiritualism, dating, hair, dating, best friends boyfriends, psychics, cuteness, masculinity and dating. Best line: “He was French. So you know he wasn’t super-masculine.” Thank god SharkBoy didn’t hear that. Nearer to the end, the most talkative one asked “What’s your name again?”

I got a movie from a bin at my favorite video store called “Flight of the Living Dead” and thought “With a title like that, I am pretty sure that Meryl Streep wept when the script passed her by.” The tag line was “Outbreak on a Plane” and I think pluralizing the “outbreak” would have been a bigger wink to Samuel Jackson. For a crap zombie flick with all the quality of a made-for-SciFi-channel movie, it was a-fucking-mazing! It was as bad as you expected and yet so much more! All the cliches were there: a nun, a skanky air hostess, a good air hostess, a cop and his prisoner doing their best Odd Couple shtick, a “last flight before I retire” pilot, a mile high club scene interrupted by a zombie attack and marital drama saved by death. Please. Rent this movie.

I walked into my local pizza joint and the guy behind the counter says “Hey! iPhone guy!” That kind of freaked me out because I didn’t have it on me at the time.

Speaking of iPhone, Normlr (who like me, is a bit strapped for time to post. Pity), sent me screen shots of his new Crackberry. Too Cute! Yes, that is a screenshot of Kath and Kim. If you don’t know who these two are, I feel sad for you.
Blackberry 1
Blackberry 2
Blackberry 3

I’ve finished my first Xbox360 game: BioShock. In terms of engine, it’s uses the Unreal Tournament style of third person shooter, but for graphics, Hol Eee Poop! I loved how the story unraveled and the twist near the end came at a perfect time – not too close to the end to be a buzz kill and not too close to the middle to deflate your interest.

Futureshop store at Yonge and Dundas? Zzzz. We went on opening night and there were no visible deals to be had. They did have a special on product security alarms because they were going off every few seconds. Best Buy, despite their dubious business practices, is still a better store for gadget-gasms.

On a sad note, John, one of the owners of The Point Campsite died last night after a long struggle. He will be missed. Especially the many outrageous outfits and catty comments he would display behind the bar at the campsite.

Good and Stupid

Personal Bits

I wandered into my local Starbucks for my post-lunch tea and sat near the back (where the free WiFi overrides the Bell Hot Spot) and started to catch up on my podcasts. I look down and spy a couple pieces of paper with silvery ribbons across them. What the…?

I pick them up. They’re two cheques made out to “Cash” totaling $2200.

For the briefest of moments I feel a rush similar to finding someone’s credit card. That feeling of moral abandon where you think you could possibly get away with being bad. But that passed quickly and I took the cheques to the counter to be (hopefully) claimed by whoever dropped them.

Or I’ve just paid for that poor assed baristsa’s vacation to the Caymans.

Happy Endings’ Tuespalooza

Improv/Comedy

Last night, during a skit where I was a Leprechaun teacher, my accent went from bad Irish to ridiculous Italian. I don’t know why.

In another scene, I tried to pick up a guy in a washroom who had auditioned for a George Michael lookalike video the scene before.

For the briefest of moments, Rain was a robot in the garden of Eden.

Martha O’Neil, our guest comedian, made jokes about bears. Yes, gay male bear porn jokes from a soccer mom comedian.

We got to hear a love song based on Bugs Bunny vs Wile E Coyote from cute Ray Boulay.

See what you missed? Next show is Tues, December 11. 8pm, $7 to get in.

Lemmie See

iPhone, Personal Bits

I don’t make a habit of writing about co-workers but I feel I need to share this as that it involves (roll eyes) my iPhone:

A co-worker (lets call him Brunty) a few days ago saw my iPhone on my desk and asked me a couple questions about it. Yesterday it was like a floodgate opened and he was bombarding me with emails. Of course, I’m in heaven talking about it and answering all his questions about how I did it, where I get resources, etc. At lunch, Brunty comes into my cube and says, “Let’s see the phone.”

No “hello!” No “Mother May I…?” Just straight out “Let’s see the phone.”

I blink. “Can I see your phone?”

He reaches for his hip.

“No, you don’t understand. This phone is like a Blackberry: it has a lot of personal information on it now.” I demonstrate by turning it on to this welcome screen picture:



Pedestrian Wiener, originally uploaded by deadrobot.

I’m kind of freaked at his lack of concern for privacy. Especially when he works in IT…

What A Year That Was!

Personal Bits, Queer stuff

I love you very much SharkBoy! I can’t begin to tell you how much the time we spend together means to me. These pictures aren’t in any particular order (hell some fall outside our year married together) but they prove to everyone that you’re fun, sexy, smart, wicked and one hell of a husband.

wedding

xmas

Potter

nye

wetcat.jpg

bears!

sylv_meesh.jpg

pride07.jpg

mr-jiggles.jpg

spidey.jpg

saugatuck.jpg

bowl.jpg

magswedding.jpg

tigger-disney.jpg

Donning my Burka

iPhone

I’ve been ordered no more iPhone stories around SharkBoy. Hence the Burka.

But he can’t silence me on the web!

Last night I successfully upgraded my phone to 1.1.1 with no problems using this method. The easiest method yet. Ironically they included a patch to safeguard against malicious attack which is basically how they broke the 1.1.1 update.

This morning, Apple released 1.1.2 which locks the phone down again and cuts off access to loaded 3rd party apps (but doesn’t wipe them out), but hours before they did, the Dev team had hacked it. Cory Doctorow wept!

And this was found and submitted to The Unofficial Apple Webblog: someone sent us up the webpage too soon! People are saying it’s just a cut and paste job from the US site, not valid at all. Sorry!

Adobe Doesn’t Think You’re Qualified

General

UK Mag Practical Webdesign asked some web “experts” what was one thing they’d like to remove from the web if they could. Steve Burnard, Business Developer for Adobe said:

I would remove blogs, for the following reasons: They’re personal opinions, usually by people who are unqualified to have an objective opinion. They can be out of date, yet will still be referenced as valid.

I’m utterly stunned by this. Here’s my opinion on Steve: Bla bla bla I am boring and sit in an office and I am out of touch with the real web bla bla bla.

Currently Watching…

Celebs and Media, Distractions, iPhone, Tech

On my iPhone:
Crazy Rulers of the World – The Men Who Stare at Goats: a three part documentary aired on Channel 4 in England about the infiltration and misconstruction of new-age beliefs into the US military and beyond. The first episode is baffling funny – we search for the man who can stop goat hearts just by thinking about them and wind up with a video tape that isn’t quite the same caliber. The second uncomfortably funny – going further into the conspiracies, we find that the “Earth Battalion” methods of combat are being used with horrific results. The third makes you feel guilty for laughing. Conspiracy theorists will use this as porn. The narrator is Welsh (I think) and has a rather distracting accent, but creates a compelling argument that there actually ARE crazy people who wield power today.

BoingBoingTV: They’re not using Xeni Jardin so much as presenter these days, which is a shame, because Mark F. makes me think of a creepy science teacher who’s just asked you to stay after class to clean erasers. The content of this podcast is 90% weird and wonderful (The plushies episode still makes me want to wash my eyes).

CuteWithChris.com: He’s becoming unapologetic to dissatisfied parents who poo poo his show as being dirty, taunting them into admitting that “what they had to do to become parents is dirty”. Fave character on any show to date: Pervy the Horse. Predominantly a teen viewership, but he did have a nice shout out to hairy bears who watch his shows a couple episodes back.

On my PVR:
Sarah Silverman. Doody. Rob Schrab directs and produces (creator of Scud the Disposable Assassin and Robot Bastard). ‘Nuff said.

The usual array of reality TV that I can’t seem to shake like an addiction to bed time chips: Amazing Race (Go Goths!), Survivor (ho hum), Dancing With the Stars (anyone notice that they’ve started to use a “camera shake” effect every time they show Marie Osmond hitting the floor in her infamous live faint?), Miami/LA Ink (not so much these days, it’s becoming as set up as The Hills, which I DO NOT WATCH), and of course, Miss Tyra Banks and her lovely gaggle of goosey Glamour goddesses, America’s Next Top Model.

Heroes: After a slow start, last night’s episode was like a defibulator to the series. Wham! Thank god Hiro is out of feudal Japan. That was getting a bit drawn out.

Movies:
Very dry this year, you may have noticed. Shelly is pouting. We did see Superbad (laughed), American Gangster (liked it), and uh…others. But nothing has compelled me to write about them. We’re going to see No Country For Old Men this weekend, by order of SharkBoy. I expect it will be good.