Sulfur. Every morsel of food in Disney World is in one way or another, tainted with sulfur-infused swamp water. After 24 hrs you really notice it in your system. I sort of liken it to sparkling pixie dust but that would be a bit of a sacrilegious thing since I’m pretty sure pixie dust doesn’t […]
Guess what opened the day after we left?
Everyone has to eat. On this trip, SharkBoy and I ate like Gods the entire time, except for the first day we entered into Disney’s warm embrace. The day of embarkation onto the ship, we were so excited we missed getting some lunch, thinking we’d drop our bags in the room and then run around […]
You’ve probably seen this by now: 6 yr old boy is carried away in a home made balloon. Bonus points for Gizmodo for posting this directly after a Disney DVD deal. From the Comments (not mine, damn wish it was!):
I hereby decree that any video of Disney World must be shot this way. (via BoingBoing)
We’re 4 days into the holiday and we’re lazily looking at Animal Kindom Lodge – a massive “hut” resort with wild animals running wild in the hotel’s inner courtyard. SharkBoy and SisterInLawSharkBoy are in the giftshop (again) and I’m waiting on a massive leather couch in the lobby with NephewInLawSharkBoy. I spy from across the […]
Things blind you in the World. You lose site of your behaviour at 100%, 60%, 40% levels of excitement relavite to the heart-racing thing you’re exposed to, while discovering things in the Parks. You come around the corner and there’s Goofy in a cowboy hat! Goofy! OMFG! HI! Then you notice he’s not noticing you. […]
No, not the act of getting tired of Disney, but the actual drive to continue wandering the parks despite your feet or legs or eyes complaining otherwise. Fatigue is the number one cause of most family meltdowns, which I took great glee in watching. I spied a mother try unsuccessfully keep her son standing still […]
I can confidently say the only way I have not arrived at a Disney theme park is by jet pack. Every other imaginable way has been done. On foot? Walk it out! Bus? Yup. Rental car? Yup. Train? Woo woo! Monorail from the future? Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas! On the back of […]
I have nothing new to report about Disney, per se. Yes it’s still the pinnacle of customer service. Yes the rides were just as fun. Yes, Stacey was the first person you saw when you turned on the hotel TV. It was all the same yet the familiarity was like going to a friend’s house […]