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Weird Days at Disney
SharkBoy is a bit more stylish when he visits Disney – his tees reflected the parks we visited: Animal Kingdom? He wore a shark shirt. Magic Kingdom? “I (heart) (Mikey Mouse ears)”. Me? All I wore this trip was Star Wars tees (and one Alien referenced shirt for Hollywood Studios). This is where I adjust […]
Disney Day 5 and 6
On our last two days at Disney, fellow Instagrammer @RhinoBear joined us as we visited EPCOT and Magic Kingdom for serious riding and wandering. John works for Disney and it was like having a personal databank at our beck and call. We asked him a ton of questions about what it was like to work […]
Gay Troops Going To DisneyWorld
Okay first, I didn’t know Disney had a military-centric resort. But in hindsight, I’m not surprised. Secondly, it could be argued that the homogenization of homosexuals is complete now that this convention has been moved from Vegas to Disney. But I’m actually quite proud of it. Gay Days aside, I like seeing visible gay presence […]
Disney Day 4
Our morning started with breakfast at the Polynesian Resort – my favorite fake Hawaiian spot on the planet. Many have tried to recreate Hawaii away from Hawaii but I think this hotel is probably the best because there is a 70s vibe locked into it somehow. Like it’s ingratiated into it’s DNA. Maybe because I […]
Disney Day Three
Sorry I’m late with the updates, I’ve been hit with bronchitis that some kid at DisneyWorld gave me. Little fucker… Okay so Day Three: EPCOT. Which as you Disneyphiles know as the Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow. Sadly, it’s not so much experimental but it certainly can take an entire day to see all of […]
Disney’s Hollywood Studios
Yesterday, SharkBoy and I spent the day consuming a lot of media. In other words, we didn’t get our lazy asses off the couch, much. We’re both teetering on bronchitis, both of us inflicted with some phlemmy parasite that some horrid child must have given us while at Disney World. Early yesterday morning we decided […]
Disney, Day Two
We wake, well rested and ready for Hollywood Studios! I’ve always loved the faux studio theme because it works so well in an amusement park dedicated to movie studios, where creating fake scenes is their job. It’s rather meta. We arrive for rope drop and shuffle our way over to Toy Story (No running!) for […]
Disney Day One
On this day, just after the announcement that Ontario Place will be closing (90% of it anyway), I give to you our first day of travel into the World! We arrived Orlando at around 11pm, a bit rough around the edges. The flight was ok but going from work to the airport is really an […]
Last Disney Shot
Here is the last picture I took on vacation. Thanks for sitting through the last two weeks of me rambling on about a magical place run by a greedy corporation.