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Naked computer repair / service call by hung man
I offer training sessions were I can teach you how to use certain things on your computer and online from downloading your entertainment to running social pages like MySpace and face book. I can give your computer a tune up so it runs fast again. I check your computer properly for viruses. I can also set up your new computer and transfer over some of the old information you want to keep from your previous system. Well I repair your system I do it in the nude or can dress to your taste. I am a well endowed man. This is a paid computer service call. I am not an escort. I have an average build I am mostly straight but comfortable with my body and I am willing to fix any ones computer in the nude. I travel to you and I can arrange evening appointments to fit your scedual. So why not treat yourself and get more out of your repair mail me for pics and any questions.
My own Korova Milk Bar Fixture
I Can Be Adjusted
Are you a white male that loves to watch TV and have a human footstool under your feet? If you are straight that is fine. If you do not want to have sex that is fine as well. I can be naked or wear clothes. Do you have a buddy and want to play cards together? I can lay on the ground and the both of you can put your feet on me. I will massage them and pamper them. Why rest them on the floor when you can rest them on a live carpet? If you are gay then even better. You can read a book while you ignore me under your feet or do work on your computer while I lay on the floor.
If you want you can watch porn & I will give you the best blow job ever. You do not need to suck me.
On My Radar
Here are some things I'm looking at, wondering about, going to do or ignoring:
I go for a refitting (or second try?) of contacts tomorrow morning. My right eye seems to go in and out of focus at the blink of an eye. Weee! That will certainly make driving random!
Tomorrow night, SharkBoy and I will line up (early) to say "Hello!" to David Sedaris. SharkBoy just finished his last book and called it his best. I just want him to say my name.
I got my first Mini Book Expo in the mail yesterday: Devil May Care. It's yet another fanfic (debatable classification, since it's ok'd by the publisher?) of someone writing in Ian Flemming's style. I have to say I'm enjoying it a lot. Review to come soon.
Through SharkBoy's constant refreshing on CBC.ca, he got us tickets to the second last elimination show of How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? I'm going to make a special sign for Gavin! Go Jana! WOoooOOO!111!!!
Rogers stores aren't having PS3-like hysterical line ups like New Zealand, or the US. If Apple is really "punishing" Rogers for their prices, then they forgot to take into account that there are as many Rogers stores and kiosks as there are Starbucks. So 10 per shop is like 1000000000 available for sale. Just walk to the next block if your local is sold out. Or better yet, send a message to Rogers and dont buy one!
I would like to see Hellboy II this weekend. 'Nuff said about that.
Da is fine. He's taken to ordering food from a woman who cooks for the gods. I swear her BBQ beef could melt titanium. No, I won't tell you any more details other than she lives in the East End. He has the cutest little belly on him, now that he can eat untethered. Big Puffy Chest Alert: He's been named the MCCT's Volunteer of the Year! Time to break out the suit for July 20th!
And finally, a crawling Japanese Business Man Robot, just for shits and giggles:
Dead Robot
Om Nom Nom Nominee
Robot Chatter
- The Mutant on Boba Felt
- cb on Right now…
- cb on Boba Felt
- SharkBoy on Boba Felt
- Dead Robot on Right now…
- SharkBoy on Right now…
- DeadRobot on The Net Brings Me Down
Wear Your Dead Robot
Twitter Mumble
- iPhone 4 in my hand. Snappy. Sexy. Fun. Glassy! 6 hrs ago
- He enjoys Glee a bit too much. #workplacemysteries 1 day ago
- Office men's room smells like cat pee #workplacemysteries 1 day ago
- Exeter: The intense heat is turning Metaluna into a sun. The temperature must be thousands of degrees by now.Crow: Cooler by the lake. 1 day ago
- Hubby says the lineup for iPhones @ Eaton Centre is still long (Apple store to Chapters!) I doubt we'll get one tonight. #sadtrombone 1 day ago
- Brilliance: UP/Inception mash up trailer. It just works. http://bit.ly/cKoe6H 1 day ago
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