Yesterday I was on a crowded subway train and this woman got on and stood in the doorway. I really dont care where the foosh you park yourself, just be considerate of others. Which she obviously wasnt because after two stops people were pushing past her and she wasnt moving.

Im 6ft, 220lbs and look like a biker. Pretty intimidating. So I decide that Im going to get up early before my stop and stand uncomfortably close to her in the doorway. Japanese uncomfortably close.

I do so. The train stops. People are pushing to get off and on and for added fun I decide to give her a bit of an elbow to wake her up to the fact that she’s in the way.

Inadvertedly, my elbow bounces off both of her breasts. Boing. Boing.

Im kinda disgusted with myself and from now on I promise no more Transit vigilantism.