Today I am going to get a 6g ring for my Prince Albert. Step back people.
Why did I do it? you non-PA people ask? Why have a small woman who proudly displayed drawings from her 4 yr old in her piercing room at Passages, shove a spike through the underside of the head of my dick and pay her for it? Why am I moving down the scale of rings to get to my coveted size of 2g (or possibly 0g…we shall see)?
Because.
Because I dont have a foreskin to care for. Call it surrogate penis care. Nothing beats the feeling of sex with a PA. Okay you can get the same results if you tape a washer to your dink and play with it but its the status of the jewelrey that says “I toughed it out”. I guess if you were an actor you would liken it to doing Hamlet with a marble in your mouth so you could boast that you did Hamelt with a marble in your mouth.
Its also worth the look on guys faces when you drop trow and see their reaction. Their eyes light up with shock at first and then a shadow of either lust or disgust crosses their face. Ive had a few guys turn tail when they see it or when I mention it in presex conversation. Well I guess they could be running because Im hideous or my peener is ugly but Im pretty sure that its all about the ring…
No it didnt hurt. A quick pinch sort of like a vaccination shot and it was done. Yes it bled a bit but it stopped suddenly and I was playing with it within 48hrs of having it done. No I didnt stick it into anyone’s orafice for just over 6 weeks. Yes. Yes it was worth it.
6 thoughts on “The Ring”
But hairpieces are HOT!
(coronation street)Oooo I do love a good merkin, me!(/coronation street)
When I went from 10 to 8, they did. And let me tell you the kid who did it wasnt pretty. This time I did it myself and they didnt offer. I had gone waaay past the 6 month waiting period and had been playing with it (duh!) and didnt need for a stretcher at all.
i’ve only stretched mine myself. when you go to the shop to do it, do they actually repierce it?
play nice with it… don’t u be turnin the shiny dangle into a subincision like i did
I got a look at the piercing shop that said “That aint going in me”.
It pops off in seconds, thankfully.
i hope sharkboy doesn’t value his teeth.