Dear American Homos

Queer stuff

Your country hates you.

Don’t kid yourself. If the guy in power wants to walk over your freedoms by curtailing your rights and has a posse to back that up no matter how small or powerless to actually do anything about it, but insists on using you and your classless rights to further his popularity contest, then you are not welcome where you live. Please move to Canada and enjoy marriage up here. We’ll gladly take you into our economic folds as policital refugees.

And a special note to Esera Tuaolo: I will be waiting for you at Toronto City Hall. I’m the guy with flowers.

13 thoughts on “Dear American Homos

  1. Dead Robot

    And this morning on the news they said that the plan hit a snag when they admitted they “didnt know enough about Ottawa”

    How very Canadian.

  2. andrew

    i love the fact that all the papers today had huge headlines screaming: “terror suspects to have beheaded pm!”

    suddenly everyone wants the poor guys set free to fulfill their goals….

  3. Dead Robot

    He’s pulling the same ploy as Bushy. Keep nicey nice with the hard core conservatives before an election, even though everyone is sick to death of this dead-horse issue.

  4. Furface

    We have a fundamentalist whack-job running things up here who wants to re-open the marriage issue this fall – no doubt to fulfill his obligation to the baby jeezus and dub-ya.

  5. Dead Robot

    From the YouTube video comments:

    Next time show your balls! That would be sweet!

    HA!

  6. not andrew

    It’s okay, we hate him, too.

    I’d move to Canada but I’m ascared of all the fundamentalist whackjobs you have trying to blow stuff up.

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