Uhg. I uh… just a sec.
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I got this bug from my brother-in-law while in Vermont– Sec…
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…and I have never felt more gross in my life. Not because I have zero energy or desire to live, but because I keep on pooping and washing and pooping.
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I’m glad it hit me when I got home and not in some embarrassing “drive home” situation or worse yet, at the house we were staying at. I hate being sick away from home.
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I’m feeling better and rather svelt! I pooped out my entire Xmas indulgences in a period of 24 hours! However, I doubt that I will be hosting/going to any New Years parties.
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Now I have to get ready for work. Insert cork, get on TTC, etc.
6 thoughts on “Norwalk In the Park”
I’m regular again, thank you.
poor thing
how’d the cork work? LOL
I’d like to add that the Maple Leaf Medical Clinic is the crappiest washroom in the world to experience urgent diarrhea. No hand towels, no loo paper. And when I complained to the woman in the lab, they said they were “a bit busy” but they’d take care of it. The pharmacist at the front desk was mawing down on a sandwich, parts of which clung desperately to the sides of his mouth. Lovely.
BUUUUUURPP
Nope, no Norwalk for me… just a nice belch after pizza…
Hope you feel better soon
With friends like you, who needs enemas?
I bet you’re doing that trendy Master Cleanse program where you drink the lemon juice/maplesyrup/cayenne mix and you don’t want us to know.