I came home from the store last night and this gash was running blood down my heel. I didn’t even feel it! No more flip flops in public for me!
Dead Robot
The space between gay and straight, stupid and smart.
8 thoughts on “Foot Gash”
Anything to get out of coming to see Sex and the City with me… bastard
I cant picture you in slingbacks. Kisses to make it better.
This is the last time I buy slingbacks from a guy with a million pins in his head.
The harness is supposed to be worn a little higher up on the body. Try that next time. It’s up to you if you want to do that in public or not.
Doubtful. Ripped pants aren’t my style. Ripping them off, however, is another story.
Plus, my skin is more of a yellowish pink, not that unsightly vomitous hue.
Steve: I go for holes. More direct, less games.
Sean: Maybe you’re the Incredible Hulk? Raaaaaaar!!!
Oh my! I’ve had that happen before, too…the phantom injury. It’s mostly bruises for me. At the beginning of this week, I had about 5 bruises on my forearms but hadn’t been hit by anything I recall. Weird.
Next time, tap your foot in a stall that doesn’t have jagged edges at the bottom….