Now With 100% Less Glare

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1000 metre stare

First day with the contacts. I have to say, I kept on thinking:

Oh. I forgot my glasses somewhere.

Oh. I can see!

Oh. I can’t see close.

I’ve sacrificed my bi-focal glasses for these middle-to-distance contacts (vanity, thy name is dead robot). Because the nature of my perscription, they’re made of plastic, which makes me aware that they’re in there after a couple hours. They dry out faster than silicone.

But I’m happy! While waiting for SharkBoy, an acquaintance walked by and did a double take, unsure that it was me without my glasses on.

3 thoughts on “Now With 100% Less Glare

  1. andrew

    holy crap. i never thought this would happen.

    i remember when you tried some on at that eyewear shop on church and the salesdrone couldn’t teach you how to put them in – i assumed you’d given up on the idea.

  2. Steve Rebooted

    You’re supposed to be like those before and after infomercials. You know, where you look grim with glasses, and all smiles with the contacts! Seriously, looking good.

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