Parkourperating

2:30am and the cats leap off the bed simultaneously, waking me instantly, wondering when the first wave of the apocalyptic earthquake will start.  It doesn’t come. Instead I hear banging and footsteps just outside my window. Someone was on the roof of the building next to our apartment. Long time readers will know that we’ve […]

On video

I’m in the Porter lounge, waiting for our flight to NYC. I’m bored and taking “arty” shots for Instagram. Things like the skyline, poop trucks, stuff. Suddenly the most bored security guard sidled up to me. I knew what was coming… “Excuse me sir…” “Yes?” I have my cell phone out, prepared to delete photos […]