If you’ve spent more than 20 min in a car with me then you know that it’s physically impossible for me just to “sit there” and not do anything. Our last rental car was equipped with OnStar and I SO DESPERATELY wanted to press that little blue button.
OnStar: This is OnStar, how can I be of service?
Me: Hi OnStar! Do you like what I’m wearing?
OnStar: OnStar, how may I help you?
Me: I think I’m being followed. Oh no, sorry it was a bird.
OnStar: Hello OnStar. How may I help you?
Me: (throaty, breathy) What are you wearing?
Or my favorite: Get OnStar to flash your lights (their parking lot locater service) and dance in front of the car like some bad 80s video.
“Did you find your car, Mr Robot?”
“Damn it! Keep flashing! …Dancing at the feet of the moon!!”