iExperience

iPhone

“Excuse me?”

I’m walking along Carlton Street, iPhone in hand, looking for free WiFi (oooo! Days Inn has a big access point!), when someone approaches me.

“Are you American?”

“Huh? No,” I say.

“Is it…” he starts, meaning the iPhone, “What’s it like?”

“Perfect.” And I smile wide.

He smiles too. Like we just shared our love of Jesus. We talk a few moments and I let him play with some buttons. “I need to get me one of those. February I guess.”

“Or December, or 2008, or never. Rogers hasn’t really said.”

His smile fades a bit.

Oh my iGod!

iPhone, Tech

I wake at 5am to pee. When I come back SharkBoy wishes me a happy birthday (as I am sure you do too, thank you) and he asks if I want my present now.

Now? 5am?

I lazily open the paper to find…
iphone
A friggin’ iPhone!! I am utterly blown away! I said a choice expletive. Yay to having friends travelling to America! (Thanks M!)

It’s smaller than I thought. Lighter. Sexy.

Christ, even the USB is sleeker than other USB jacks. Like Apple is thumbing it’s nose at clunky design.

I’ve spent the last hour looking for Canadian resources that will tell me if I can use it without activating it. So far I’ve found a hack that gets right inside the phone’s code but I don’t want to be that drastic. One suggests all I need to do is replace the SIM card with a pay-as-you-go card. I inserted my own phone’s card but it didn’t work. I’m off to the Rogers/Apple store after work. At best, I have an iBrick until the winter (estimated Rogers getting off their ass time). I swear, it’s like holding crack rock up to a druggie.

Remember how I said I had the best husband in the world? You may touch my sleeve.

Good Things*

Celebs and Media

The scene: a packed courtroom, droning with low conversation. Media train their lenses at the witness box. The judge hammers his desk.

Judge: Order! ORDER! (crowd settles) We will now hear from the defendant.

A lanky gentlemen in Cathcart work clothes, basic farmer outfit, approaches the front of the courtroom. He sits. He leans in and taps the microphone in front of him, resulting in mild feedback. The mike is live.

Witness: I would like to say a few words here in my own defense.

(he sings)
Good things decompose,
In Onnntarrrioooo!

The courtroom explodes in loud shouts and activity.

*Non-Ontario residents may not get this.

The Weekend In Review

Queer stuff, Toronto

Click all pics to embiggen.

Friday night, SharkBoy got his old bear head tattoo augmented. We recommend Damien at King of Fools Tattoo: A nice guy with a steady hand and a good eye. SharkBoy has already started to plan his next tatt for Damien to do.
Tattoo Damien

After, we went to Indi-blows at Bloor and Bay to see the Harry Potter fever.
Indigo Harry Potter

Street magicians! People in costumes! Grown adult children in costumes!
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And then SharkBoy caught the fever and we had to line up. Well, he lined up. I was having no part of this, but as a dutiful husband, I supported his need to be at this event.
Harry Potter count down

Let’s play “Where’s WaldoSharkBoy?”
crowd

Finally branded with the number of the beast, we make our way over to the line up to get a book.
branded

cowSee this woman here? She is a cow. She is someone who gets through life cheating and when caught, turns the blame around on other people and never herself. That’s right, this is a full grown “adult” who thought it necessary to try to jump the line to get a crappy kids book. (By the way, we were in the same shop the next day and they had hundreds of them still). She came up behind us an hour into our wait (and we still had an hour and a half to go) and, while on her cell phone, kept stepping forward along the side of the line. I would make brief eye contact with her using my best glare and eventually she just stopped looking at me, even when I took out my camera and announced loudly that I needed her pic for my blog so I could show the world what an inconsiderate adult “child” looks like. SharkBoy called her out on her queue-jumping tactic and she gave the lame excuse that she was there all along (riiiiight), and she was hot and claustrophobic and that arguing was stupid!! SharkBoy basically told her to fuck herself. I love him so much!

He Who Shall Never be Named came by and was spat on by teen girls.
Voldermort

And finally, SharkBoy gets his book. At this point I left the line to take shelter from the crush and stood beside a cop. A cop with a gun in a book store. Anyway. We make eye contact and the cop says “Hey,” and I say “Hey,” holding up my hands. “Potter Widow,” I say, meaning myself as I point at the line. He laughs.
Harry Potter book

Saturday was nothing. We stayed in and slept due to SharkBoy having the goopiest meat packing blood tampons taped to his back. Plus he couldn’t wash until at least 24 hours after the tattoo. So we Wii-ed for the most of the day with Cooking Mama’s Cook Off and Big Brain Academy. My brain weighs 1151g. Yay!

Leather DaddySunday we met up with The Postman, PhotogRod and Billy and went over to Folsom Fair North FFN 5. When did Folsom Fair take back their name from the Folsom North people? It’s nice to see this event growing, and not just in vendors. When we left at 5pm, it was quite packed. But the sun and standing got to us.

Visit the NOT SO SAFE FOR WORK web album here.

Weekend Update

Celebs and Media, Distractions, Hobbies

Holding SharkBoy’s hand when he gets his tattoo! Bike riding and pick-nick on the Island! Wii-ing with Big Brain Academy! Folsom Fair North (expect pictures galore!) in the Sunday sun!

And some laundry. It’s a full life, really.

To leave you I found that Apple seems like it has more documentaries than movies in it’s trailer park. This one caught my attention.

Over on HOWTO wiki: advice for all you lovelorn attending AGITATOR at the Opera House.

Joost

Celebs and Media, Tech

…which is Internetese (like it? My new word meaning “I speak…”) for “I have a very good graphics card”.

I have been playing with this for a couple days now and I am suitably impressed. The channels are growing, slowly, but are diverse enough to keep me interested and coming back. The ads are unobtrusive and for the most part, are able to be hidden or skipped. I am sure if I had some kind of streaming appliance to my TV, this would make the whole experience much more enjoyable. I’m still not sold that people would watch their 2-3 hours of daily TV intake on their computer monitors.

Technically, it’s impressive. In full screen mode, my P4 processor, 700++ of RAM and 256 vid card chugs a bit. I’d hate to see it on Sharkboy’s 1G iMac. Choose video. Pause it when it opens. Watch it in a few moments. The quality is Internety (like it? My other new word meaning “pixelated, but acceptable”) and the sound is good.

The service is invite only right now. I have a couple slots. Interested people should put their names in the comments.

City As Blog

Toronto

I’ve wanted to reinstate this gallery for some time now. It’s arty, it’s farty and it’s just plain pics of things around town that may or may not tell a story, depending how much you were listening in grade ten art class.

New York City Boy

Celebs and Media, Hobbies, Travel

NYC PSBWe’re planning a trip to New York on the Labour Day long weekend with the Photogs (and possibly others?). SharkBoy’s main goal is to see A Chorus Line (hence the R2 dance vid a couple posts back). Photog #2 wants to hit the main kosher camera shops (but they’ll be closed on Saturday, he suspects). Photog #1 and I seem to be coming along for the ride. I’d like to see a couple museums and maybe look for Wii games/accessories. We may do a bar or two in there too… who can say?

I was there back in the late 80s for 2 nights. My boyfriend at the time had to go through Canadian immigrations (you have to have an interview outside Canada to get into Canada) and we did it on the extreme cheap, staying at a University residence in NJ. We did a few shops and took in an off-off Broadway production and some mild sightseeing, so it wasn’t all bureaucracy and paperwork. It was when I got shoved aside by The Italian Stallion himself, Sylvester Stallone, while he was going through a deli we had stopped in so the BF could use the loo.

So… what’s good to do in NYC for a long weekend?